I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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