I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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