It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My first STD was from a foam party
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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