Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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