guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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