Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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