I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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