So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
