Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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