we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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