But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it hurts more in the daytime
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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