Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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