Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
