she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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