we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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