Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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