people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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