he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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