think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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