Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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