Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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