He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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