I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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