I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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