the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
