how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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