as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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