she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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