ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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