4 words: hood of his car
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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