Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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