shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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