Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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