I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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