? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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