We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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