Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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