Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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