Banned from zoo.
Again?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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