if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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