Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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