he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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