This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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