Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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