Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he was CRYING into my vagina
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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