This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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