when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It's rum buckets o'clock
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Randomize