It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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