He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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