That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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