i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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