if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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