return my video game
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Randomize
