loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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